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      <p><strong title="Yes I know that it's ironic that I'm quoting the author of The Jungle a century on, for a similar but completely different problem. In some ways it's the anti-problem of the one Sinclair brought to light.">It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends on his not understanding it.</strong> &#x2014; <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Upton_Sinclair" title="Upton Sinclair &#x2014; Wikipedia" rel="dct:references"><cite>Upton Sinclair</cite></a></p>
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      <p>If you are employed full-time as a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knowledge_worker" title="Knowledge worker &#x2014; Wikipedia" rel="dct:references">knowledge worker</a> in a production capacity, that is, you personally generate the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intellectual_capital" title="Intellectual capital &#x2014; Wikipedia" rel="dct:references">intellectual capital</a> your employer ultimately sells, it is a safe bet you are getting screwed.</p>
      <p>I understand that such an indictment is not one that is uttered lightly. It has indeed taken me a number of years to come to rest on my assessment, and to attempt to  present it in a coherent and respectful manner. The examples and scenarios I give are from my own experience, but I believe they are far from exceptional.</p>
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      <h2>A <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Call_option" title="Call option &#x2014; Wikipedia" rel="dct:references">Call Option</a> on Your Time</h2>
      <p>The foremost item to recognize as a knowledge worker and generator of intellectual capital working as an employee is that unless you have negotiated otherwise, your employer effectively possesses a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Call_option" title="Call option &#x2014; Wikipedia" rel="dct:references">call option</a> on your time.</p>
      <p>This means that <span class="parenthesis" title="i.e. your compensation package">for a predetermined price</span>, your employer can help itself to as much of your time as it wants. It can demand that you show up early, stay late or work all night, work on weekends and holidays, get on a plane at a moment's notice and so on. In my home province of British Columbia, Canada, an organization's right to behave this way with regard to so-called <em>high-technology professionals</em> is <a href="http://www.labour.gov.bc.ca/esb/facshts/high_tech.htm" title="Government of B.C., Labour &amp; Citizens' Services, Employment Standards Branch, High Technology Professionals and High Technology Companies in British Columbia Factsheet" rel="dct:references">protected by statute</a>.</p>
      <p>Of course you can refuse, but that kind of behaviour isn't becoming of a <em>team player</em>. Unlike a consultant, <span class="parenthesis" title="and often much higher than employees">who charges to draw breath</span>, and whom the organization can <span class="parenthesis" title="I will leave lawsuits out of this for the time being.">typically only threaten with termination</span>, an employee can be made to suffer in a myriad of exotic ways. These can range from boring or unpleasant assignments, to being passed over for bonuses and promotions, to pretty much any other inconvenience a disaffected manager could <span class="parenthesis" title="I want to underscore here that I don't believe most of this behaviour is deliberate, it's more like picking people for sports teams in elementary school.">unceremoniously concoct</span>.</p>
      <p>But even if you negotiate compensation for every second you outlay to your employer, it is still in a position to <a href="advice-from-an-old-statesman" title="Advice from an Old Statesman" rel="dct:references">demand your scarce time</a> for its <span class="parenthesis" title="hopefully, for its sake">abundant</span> money &#x2014; and in that context it is probably in your interest to take it. Since most organizations narrow toward the top, there is significant competition for the rare prize of upward mobility. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TROhlThs9qY" title="Alec Baldwin Monologue &#x2014; Glengarry Glen Ross &#x2014; Youtube" rel="dct:references">In this tradition</a>, the first prize goes to the company, the second prize goes to <span class="parenthesis" title="Unless they hire from the outside! Ha!">the most conspicuously performing employee</span>, and for everybody else it's business as usual.</p>
      <p>Of course you can quit, but it's expensive to quit. It's equally expensive to find a new job, not to mention <span class="parenthesis" title="of course, what isn't, really, rife with uncertainty?">rife with uncertainty</span> that you will find a better deal or even a deal at all. In the meanwhile, you lose all your perks and goodies. Quitting looks bad on a r&#xE9;sum&#xE9;. You have car payments. You are expecting a baby. Et cetera.</p>
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      <h2>A Heritage of Command and Control</h2>
      <p>The relationship between employer and employee has a rich cultural heritage: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slavery" title="Slavery &#x2014; Wikipedia" rel="dct:references">slavery</a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serfdom" title="Serfdom &#x2014; Wikipedia" rel="dct:references">serfdom</a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indenture" title="Indenture &#x2014; Wikipedia" rel="dct:references">indenture</a>, and of course, the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military" title="Military &#x2014; Wikipedia" rel="dct:references">military</a>. In each of these models, there exists an owner of assets and means of production who <span class="parenthesis" title="like not beating, raping or executing them">confers marginal benefits</span> upon one or more individuals in return for them bearing the majority of the effort and risk associated with said owner's exploits.</p>
      <p>In a configuration of command and control, the operational information travels upward and the orders trickle down. Additional intelligence is gingerly dispensed from the top on a <em>need-to-know</em> basis. However, if you consider for a moment the reason why you're even <em>there</em>, this disparity of information  makes no sense. At least in principle, you are almost certainly the most equipped and informed person to do your job. The information that would be <em>most helpful</em> &#x2014; the strategic plan &#x2014; is that which is most likely kept from you.</p>
      <p>But even though you may be the best-informed, it is entirely another issue to be able to act on your information. Unless you have some derivation of the word <em>manager</em> in your job title, it is difficult to avoid reverting to a pattern of continually pitching your method and asking for permission. Because if <em>manager</em> is what you <em>are</em>, it is curiously <em>not</em> your method under scrutiny but rather your <em>results</em>. Not being able to <span class="parenthesis" title="either because you don't know how or because doing so would obviate paying your expensive subordinates">produce results directly</span>, you have an incentive to ensure your subordinates <span class="parenthesis" title="Programming managers are particularly bad because they exercise their authority to roll their sleeves up, even though they are out of practice and generally have less information about the problem at hand.">stay in the safe zone</span>, which means no risks and no methods you don't understand. The head and the hands of the operation do not belong to the same person. This situation will never improve until those who personally generate intellectual capital are treated as managers in their own right, and possess the <span class="parenthesis" title="I understand management methodologies like ROWE take this into consideration.">executive authority required</span> to decide how best to deploy their time.</p>
      <p>Bleakness and doomsaying aside, however, here is some good news: as a knowledge worker slash creative professional, <em>you are the true owner of your means of production</em>. It's right between your ears &#x2014; and there's nothing anybody can do to take that away from you.</p>
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      <h2><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Right_of_first_refusal" title="Right of first refusal &#x2014; Wikipedia" rel="dct:references">Right of First Refusal</a> To Your Life's Work</h2>
      <p>Well, actually that's not entirely true. You can take it away from yourself, with a flick of the wrist called assignment of intellectual property rights.</p>
      <p>I once worked at a company that offered a bounty for new patents that was around half of that which it offered for recruiting new employees. While this could be excused as operational neglect or even a clerical mishap &#x2014; hey, patents don't happen nearly as often as new hires &#x2014; it had all the trappings of a sardonic joke.</p>
      <p>What I mean is that as a condition of my employment, and barring <span class="parenthesis" title="The trick is to make these as vague and broad as possible.">a few specific items</span> I disclosed at the outset, my employer was entitled to just about anything I could come up with &#x2014; even inventions that drew on experience from years prior to the inception of our relationship. If I was to assign this intellectual property to them and they were to <em>patent</em> it, I would have had to <em>pay them</em> whatever they asked to use <em>my invention</em> commercially at any point in the next 20-plus years. Even if all they chose to do with it was file it away into oblivion.</p>
      <p>My employer could expect this outcome because bolted to the boilerplate employment agreement was a clause that required it. To have contested this clause, of course, would have <span class="parenthesis" title="woken the lawyers">generated an atypical expense</span> and put me into direct competition with those who don't bother to read documents of this kind. The employer gets the <acronym title="Intellectual Property">IP</acronym> for free. The aforementioned bounty is just a consolation prize.</p>
      <p>This all amounts to a strong <em>disincentive</em> to invent anything of significant value while under employment; it also generates a strong incentive to <em>defect</em>. This isn't a frivolous issue either, it has serious ramifications for an inventor's future earning potential. Consider this: if you happen to be freshly employed at a given company when you manage to gel a merchantable idea that you've been mulling over for years, what's stopping you from quitting, patenting it yourself, and starting a business around it?</p>
      <p>Oh, right. The thing stopping you is the threat of <span class="parenthesis" title="Yes, I understand these are often not enforceable, but would you really want to tempt fate? Besides, even if the suit was frivolous, an organization could bankrupt an individual before the case even made it to court.">the ruinous lawsuit</span> implied by the non-compete clause which is handily bolted to <span class="parenthesis" title="assuming the IP assignment clause didn't imply it strongly enough.">the <acronym title="Intellectual Property">IP</acronym> assignment clause</span> in your employment agreement.</p>
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      <h2>There Must Be an Up-Side</h2>
      <p>I have listed below, in order of increasing likelihood, some of the putative benefits of working under an employment contract, which apply equally to those who are tasked with generating intellectual capital as well as those who are not.</p>
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        <dt>Equity grants and stock options</dt>
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          <p>It is important to understand that in the vast majority of situations, these assets are essentially lottery tickets. Furthermore, you are almost certainly not going to be granted equity unless you can count your employee number on one hand.</p>
          <p>Stock options constitute an even greater fantasy, as they typically come attached to a litany of conditions that <span class="parenthesis" title="Called, I believe, an exercise window. And of course, these are non-transferable.">restrict when you can buy them</span>, extruded out over a period of years. If you miss an exercise window or part ways before you vest, the options naturally become void. And then there's the small matter of <span class="parenthesis" title="which could very well be a pittance">the number of shares</span> you have the option to buy, <span class="parenthesis" title="which could very well be underwater">the price</span> at which you can buy them, and what they end up <span class="parenthesis" title="which could very well be nothing!">actually being worth</span>.</p>
          <p>But let's say you <em>do</em> manage to get your hands on some company stock. Good for you! Of course the first thing you're going to want to do is get rid of most of it, because it is imprudent to hold on to a significant parcel of undiversified investment. But where do you unload it? Unless the company is publicly traded, buyers are scarce and you have no reasonable way of knowing what the stock is worth. If you <span class="parenthesis" title="I'm sure the company would happily buy their stock back from you at parity.">can't find a buyer</span>, you effectively <span class="parenthesis" title="heh heh heh">have no option</span> but to wait around until the company goes public, gets acquired, or tanks.</p>
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        <dt>Bonuses, commissions and profit sharing</dt>
        <dd>
          <p>I will distinguish between two kinds of bonuses: the kind that everybody gets, such as at the end of the year, and the kind that are awarded for performance, which includes bounties.</p>
          <p>It is safe to assume that the first type of bonus is budgeted up front, and can be effectively understood as an interest-free loan from the employees to the company, who deploys a strategy identical to that of the United States <acronym title="Internal Revenue Service">IRS</acronym>. The second type of bonus can be completely arbitrary, with no reliable way to trigger it.</p>
          <p>Lastly, if for no other reason than morbid curiosity, I would love to see an organization that pays its production employees on a commission or profit-sharing basis, or for that matter anyone who isn't in sales.</p>
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        <dt>Retirement savings matching</dt>
        <dd>I admittedly have the least amount of experience with this type of benefit, but I assume it confers at least a tax break of some kind on the part of the employer. Moreover, you can bet that it is budgeted into your salary, so if you don't rise to the opportunity, you're basically gifting your employer by that amount.</dd>
        <dt>Health insurance</dt>
        <dd>
          <p>In the <acronym title="United States">US</acronym> I imagine this is a crucial offering; in Canada it is ultimately a convenience. In both countries it spells out to significant tax-free money. Likewise in both countries, the buying power of the organization drastically <span class="parenthesis" title="If you think about it, it's kind of strange. Why would it matter if a given population was under one employer or several? Moreover, wouldn't it make them MORE prone to illness or injury being cooped up in the same building together?">cuts the cost of insurance premiums</span>. Depending on your employer's preference, these are either displayed as a line item on your paystub or harmonized into your salary somehow.</p>
          <p>It is also important to recognize that what is dubbed health insurance is more accurately understood as subsidized health expenditures for the duration of your employment. Insurance is <em>insurance</em>. This benefit terminates when your job does. Your job is not insured, therefore <a href="http://baselinescenario.com/2009/08/05/you-do-not-have-health-insurance/" title="You Do Not Have Health Insurance &#xAB; The Baseline Scenario" rel="dct:references">you do not have health insurance</a>.</p>
        </dd>
        <dt>Sick days and paid vacation</dt>
        <dd>Yes, you still get paid even if you are bedridden, be it on a beach hammock or with the flu. But make no mistake, both of these conditions are <span class="parenthesis" title="and usually a matter of statute">in the budget</span>. One is statistically accounted for, the other is typically set aside as an <span class="parenthesis" title="another interest-free loan until you go on vacation or the year ends.">explicit percentage of your salary</span>. With the appropriate equipment and discipline, you could replicate these conditions yourself.</dd>
        <dt>Stable income, regular paycheque</dt>
        <dd>
          <p>Of course, direct deposit every two weeks. I can scarcely think of a more effective way of engendering irresponsible fiscal behaviour. Perhaps you can arrange to have your employer deposit directly to your credit card account.</p>
          <p>As for organizations themselves, their <span class="parenthesis" title="Myself, I believe there is only one of my former employers still extant.">mean lifespan decreases every year</span>. Furthermore, from bailout to blowout, there is no shortage of good reasons to go looking for redundancies. Stability is an illusion. It is entirely plausible that you could be sent home <span class="parenthesis" title="Bob Slydell: No. No, of course not. We find it's always better to fire people on a Friday. Studies have statistically shown that there's less chance of an incident if you do it at the end of the week.">this Friday evening</span> with <span class="parenthesis" title="and that box of pens you stole.">little more</span> than a two-week severance cheque.</p>
        </dd>
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    <section id="E8QK2YO2YnylzKYhdHCxkJ">
      <h2>What Does the Alternative Look Like?</h2>
      <p>I want to underscore that <em>I do not believe</em> that those in the employer's position nefariously plot to exploit the <span class="parenthesis" title="it should be noted that so-called downtrodden class in fact has it pretty cushy.">poor, downtrodden working class</span>. The situation is more indicative of a na&#xEF;ve progression from industrial to <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post-industrial_society" title="Post-industrial society &#x2014; Wikipedia" rel="dct:references">post-industrial</a> realities in society, organizations and management, with nobody stopping to evaluate the side effects. Moreover, you can bet that the aforementioned concessions that employers <em>have</em> made were spurred by employee demand &#x2014; they're trying, they're just not doing very well.</p>
      <p>I once worked at a company where an executive was caught saying something in the order of <q>if we paid everybody what they were worth for every hour they worked, we'd be bankrupt three times over.</q> While this remark initially sounds crass and somewhat repellent, I believe it was an honest report on the state of that company's infrastructure.</p>
      <p>At this point it is understandable to envy hourly wage-earners &#x2014; at least they get paid for their efforts. It is important to recognize that employment is a long-term, high-risk arrangement. It is not only expensive for individuals, as I mentioned, to quit or be let go, and then to find and negotiate a new job. It is also expensive for organizations to hire people, let them go, find replacements and leave desks empty. Moreover, a sloppy hire can easily do more harm than good.</p>
      <p>The question to ask then is why don't more creative professionals work independently? You own your means of production <em>and</em> with the Internet you have direct access to markets. Nobody tells you how to do your job, you can choose when you work and with whom, and you get paid in cash for every hour you put in. You can also write off all sorts of work-related expenses that as an employee you pay taxes on, such as <span class="parenthesis" title="a percentage of the floor plan">housing</span>, bank fees and interest, telecom, gear and supplies, <span class="parenthesis" title="just be sure to hang out with clients a lot">entertainment</span>, professional dress, travel, professional services, association memberships and <span class="parenthesis" title="In Canada, accredited educational institutions can be cough-oligopoly-cough written off from employment income, but not books, conferences or other training.">training</span>. I don't know about you, but that list represents, and has historically represented, a significant chunk of my income.</p>
      <p>Likewise, why would such a configuration thrice-bankrupt an organization purchasing your services? It wouldn't have to manage a payroll or <acronym title="Human Resources">HR</acronym> department in the same capacity. It wouldn't have to manage health and retirement benefits to the same extent, spend as much capital on equipment or even take out nearly as much real estate. It would also gain back the countless hours you otherwise spend pitching your boss. The sheer act of paying you is a tacit vote of confidence.</p>
      <p>But most importantly, an organization would not be subject to the risk associated with hiring a new employee. There is only one form of discipline: <em>you're fired</em>, and that is only concomitant with a failure on the part of the professional &#x2014; or the organization &#x2014; to perform. The stakes are low and severing a suboptimal arrangement is cheap for both parties. Independent operation diversifies a creative professional's time investment, rendering it more resilient. Likewise is an organization's investment in that person's style and perspective.</p>
      <p>Creative professionals are also free to organize in corporations or cooperatives of their own, including what can be effectively cast as <span class="parenthesis" title="these have a clear advantage over sole proprietorships despite the additional, largely automatable overhead of running a corporation, or in the US, an LLC.">single-person corporate avatars</span>. It is not a totally trivial undertaking, and would require a modicum of responsibility and initiative, but legal entities like these are cheap and accounting software is plentiful. Furthermore, they do not necessarily compete with or obsolesce their erstwhile employers &#x2014; the former still need outlets for their work, because it is often wildly esoteric. Those who do not incorporate can use professional associations as surrogates for <span class="parenthesis" title="although on their own for matched retirement savings.">health benefits</span>. As for risks to cash flow, dry spells can be absorbed earlier on by credit lines and later by cash reserves. Slow payment and non-payment, while a painful reality to the small player, can be kept to low figures through a stringent billing policy.</p>
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    <section id="EphH-OxuO4YVyYVDnxXdPI">
      <h2>Why This is Important</h2>
      <p>My overarching interest in writing this piece is that I believe creative and problem-solving work is at the core of where we are now and where things are going. The problem of yesterday was <em>how do I make a <span class="parenthesis" title="Substitute appropriate currency, commodity or whatever other resource you would need to go and fetch.">million bucks</span>?</em> The problem of today is <em>what do I do with my million bucks <span class="parenthesis" title="if applicable, of course">(once I make it)</span>?</em> It is the problem of effective deployment of resources, and it cuts across every discipline.</p>
      <p>I am firmly convinced that the conventional model of employment, as it can be found in all but the most innovative of organizations and agreements, erodes the capacity of creative professionals to do their very jobs. Its incentive model is out of joint with what is useful to these people, trading <a href="advice-from-an-old-statesman" title="Advice from an Old Statesman" rel="dct:references">scarce time for abundant money</a> in the <em>best</em> situations. It chills otherwise wildly productive individuals with a mountain of risk. Government, as expected, is an age behind. My characterization is harsh and my prescription is drastic. It by no means may be the only one. I tender here a sketch for going forward, and I am eager to see how it resonates.</p>
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