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      <p>This is an actual problem I'm being paid to solve:</p>
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        <p>Look: We're going to have to spend <var>$100,000</var> on <abbr title="World-Wide Web">Web</abbr>-based infrastructure over the next five years, most of which will be in the first one or two. How do we get that money to perform?</p>
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      <p>This eventuality came out of a client who has had some form of <abbr title="World-Wide Web">Web</abbr> presence since the late 1990s. They had fallen into a pattern such that every few years, they would throw out their inadequate system on the speculation that a newer, more expensive one would address the shortcomings of its predecessor. Of course, they make this move only to find out not only does the new system <em>not</em> solve any significant proportion of the old problems, but introduces an entirely new strain of costs and headaches. Part of my job is to break this cycle.</p>
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      <h2>This Problem Has Very Little To Do With Technology</h2>
      <p>Technology does one, and only one thing: it takes a process that already exists and makes it way, <em>way</em> more affordable. As the cost drops toward zero, aspirations spring up that could never have been imagined before. But at their root, they're always the same: happiness, freedom, wealth, power, fame, world peace, whatever. Human ambition is eternal, transcendent, mythological in origin. Technology just amounts to <a href="frankensteins-monster-technological-artifact" title="Frankenstein's Monster, Technological Artifact" rel="dct:references">whatever method we're using</a> <em>at this very moment</em> to achieve it.</p>
      <p>In <a href="http://www.amazon.com/dp/0672326140/?tag=doriantaylor-20">the immortal words of Alan Cooper</a>: <q>Business <em>is</em> information processing.</q> It's only an accident of economics that the current trend for handling said information processing is to use software running on computers, and only a <em>different</em> accident of economics that the most convenient vehicle to convey said software is the World-Wide Web.</p>
      <p>Seriously. It's really, <em>really</em>, <em>embarrassingly</em> cheap to make and deploy a webpage, and by extension, a control surface for some essential piece of <span>business information infrastructure</span>. Especially when compared to what you had to do before to get a comparable outcome. What <em>isn't</em> cheap, however&#x2014;irreducibly so&#x2014;is figuring out what you want it to <em>say</em>.</p>
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      <h2>How We Began</h2>
      <p>I was hired initially to vet the fitness of some <acronym title="Enterprise resource planning">ERP</acronym>/<acronym title="Customer relationship management">CRM</acronym>-in-the-cloud-as-a-service vendors to replace another one of the same ilk, for which <q>it wasn't working out</q> would be the euphemism of the century. They each had an impressive list of features, a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Service-level_agreement" title="Service-level agreement &#x2014; Wikipedia" rel="dct:references">service-level agreement</a>, 24/7 tech support, the whole <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_availability" title="High availability &#x2014; Wikipedia" rel="dct:references">five nines</a>. They also wanted colossal down payments and/or a five-year lock-in, with monthly per-seat billing that even my client's modest little office would run up to a cost on par with going out and writing the damn thing from scratch&#x2014;even <em>before</em> tacking on the <a href="http://www.newfangled.com/estimating_website_budgets" title="Estimating a Website Budget" rel="dct:references">standard car-sized outlay</a> for the actual <em>website</em> design, which wasn't part of the deal.</p>
      <p>It was clear that going <acronym title="Software as a Service">SaaS</acronym> wasn't going to save my client any money, but what about their original concern? Forget the arguments about privacy, legal jurisdiction, dependency, outages, or any of the other myriad unresolved issues with infrastructure as a service: These deals represented an <em>enormous</em> sunk cost if it turned out that the product was unusable. And cloud-based or no, this <a href="information-infrastructure-as-a-process" title="Information Infrastructure as a Process" rel="dct:references"><acronym title="Enterprise resource planning">ERP</acronym>/<acronym title="Customer relationship management">CRM</acronym>/<acronym title="Content management system">CMS</acronym>/<acronym title="Lack of laughter">LOL</acronym>/<acronym title="Whiskey Tango Foxtrot">WTF</acronym></a> nonsense isn't worth a dime if nobody uses it. In fact, if your <em>staff</em> becomes the de facto user interface to one of these monstrosities because your <em>customers</em> turn their noses up at it, I'm pretty confident its value is <em>negative</em>.</p>
      <p>Of course, the only real way to tell if a software product is usable is to <em>use</em> it&#x2014;for a considerable period&#x2014;and you won't find a single vendor that doesn't make you at least <em>promise</em> to shell out big bucks for that opportunity, especially if they eat any part of the cost of migrating your data. The next best thing would be if you knew your <em>users</em> well enough that you could exhaustively prove the fitness of whatever the vendor is selling. Better yet: hand the sales rep a dossier and have <em>him</em> do it.</p>
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      <h2>Design as Litmus Test</h2>
      <p>The only way we could <em>begin</em> to intelligently evaluate these offerings up front was if we had a well-researched scenario&#x2014;or preferably a storyboard&#x2014;that we could hold up against each feature, squint at it, and see if any alarm bells went off&#x2014;or, again, have the vendor prove to us that <em>no</em> alarm bells went off. Of course, if we had those assets, we'd be well over half-way to a custom solution.</p>
      <p>I pick on <em>The Cloud&#x2122;</em> a lot, mainly because what I see most in that space are charlatans baffling their prey into draconian contracts with <a href="moar-feecharz" title="MOAR FEECHARZ" rel="dct:references">feature lists</a> and techno-financial babble. Though after speaking with enough vendors, it isn't clear if they're genuinely evil, or just incompetent themselves. As it stands, their livelihood depends on you not understanding what you're getting into, and making it just <em>that</em> little bit too difficult to get out.</p>
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        <p>I really, <em>really</em> tried to keep an open mind during this process. I was really hoping to be shown <em>some</em> redeeming quality of going this direction, something I hadn't thought of. Ultimately, it wasn't my decision: my client chose to go custom.</p>
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      <p>But that doesn't mean things won't change, potentially in the very near future. If somebody can really, <em>truly</em>, annihilate a business problem, and do it better and cheaper than you can, why not pay them on an ongoing basis, especially if it means they'll just keep finding ways to serve you better? It just doesn't seem to work when you bundle a bunch of putative solutions to random business problems <em>together</em> and slap a monopoly on top of it, especially one who already has your money.</p>
      <p>And now to singe the <acronym title="User Experience">UX</acronym> community a little bit, or at least a subset thereof: Too often I see artifacts like personas and scenarios&#x2014;but certainly not <em>only</em> those&#x2014;treated as perfunctory stepping stones toward a software implementation, <a href="http://agilemanifesto.org/" title="Manifesto for Agile Software Development" rel="dct:references">as if code was the only thing that mattered</a>. What I <em>don't</em> see a lot of&#x2014;though maybe I'm not looking in the right places&#x2014;is the marketing of user experience design work for other applications: like just having it around as a stand-alone asset so you can do things like vet third-party enterprise software.</p>
      <p>If you're careful about how you partition it, there's no reason why a solid kernel of an organization's <acronym title="User Experience">UX</acronym> corpus couldn't stay relevant for <em>decades</em>, because at the end of the day, it's indistinguishable from bona fide management strategy. Or at least it should be.</p>
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      <h2>Organizational Engineering</h2>
      <p>There was one place the <acronym title="Software as a Service">SaaS</acronym> vendors <em>could</em> deliver: time to deployment. If you're a middle manager whose only skin in the game is the need to declare a particular problem <q>solved</q> to your superiors as soon as humanly possible, then <em>The Cloud&#x2122;</em> is the perfect solution. If you actually cared about the outcome&#x2014;like if you had to use it yourself every day&#x2014;it isn't clear how you could evaluate the offering with confidence, before committing to it, without at least a few months of design research and synthesis in the can. And if you're going to pay for that, you might as well pay to finish the job. Provided, of course, you don't have to wait until the whole damn thing rolls out at the end in one lump.</p>
      <p>In that case, they got the right guy, because that's more or less what I've been <a href="on-the-building-of-software-and-websites" title="On the &#x201C;Building&#x201D; of Software and Websites" rel="dct:references">developing over the last five years</a>. And just like that, I had a new mandate:</p>
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        <li>Devise a method by which our inevitable six-figure investment in information infrastructure is most likely to perform,</li>
        <li>Arrange it so we can see <a href="the-redesign-dissolved" title="The Redesign, Dissolved" rel="dct:references">returns on an incremental basis</a>, in the form of functionality <em>people actually use</em> with the ultimate goal of saving time and earning money,</li>
        <li>Formalize the strategy into a map and a process we can apply going forward.</li>
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      <h2>Epilogue: The Peril of Identifying as &#x201C;Tech&#x201D;</h2>
      <p>I know infrastructure software, and I know the <abbr title="World-Wide Web">Web</abbr>. I have half a lifetime of experience down in the plumbing of organizations large and small. That said, I am <a href="post-geek" title="Post-Geek" rel="dct:references">increasingly apprehensive</a> about billing myself as having anything directly to do with <em>tech</em>.</p>
      <p>The cause of my apprehension is twofold. First, because, as I mentioned, the <em>tech</em> part of business information infrastructure tends to be embarrassingly trivial. The real skill lies in smoking out the local adaptations to the innumerable vagaries of that particular organization, which, incidentally, would be roughly the same no matter what technology they were being applied to. In other words, nothing you can reliably buy off a shelf. Second, and arguably more pernicious, if you enter an agreement under the auspices of <em>tech</em>, it will be an uphill battle to even start that conversation. Why?</p>
      <p>Because <em>Business Guys&#x2122;</em> only care <em>that</em> things work. They couldn't give a damn about <em>how</em>. They want a solution, they want to know how much and how long, and they're going to drill your ass until they get what they want. And, as a bonus, they're going to try to shift all the risk onto you. They don't understand the obstacles you face, so they have zero empathy. You are going to use your tech geek powers to magic their problem away, or it's your derri&#xE8;re. And, should you succeed, have fun getting them to pay the bill. <a href="http://www.aesopfables.com/cgi/aesop1.cgi?4&amp;%E2%88%82TheScorpionandtheFrog" rel="dct:references">Frog and scorpion</a>, hombre, it's just in their nature. No disrespect. By the way, my email's been acting up. Can you take a look at it?</p>
      <aside role="note" id="EwT69ypm78Qgz8xV88BJCJ">
        <p>I should note that my clients at the moment are gems and don't behave this way, but I know through experience that such creatures exist.</p>
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      <p>I still make extensive use of my technical skills. In fact, I still write <a href="https://github.com/doriantaylor" rel="dct:references">a ton of code</a>, albeit for the purpose of instrumenting the process I'm designing, which is ultimately one of finance, risk, and organizational structure. It's an essential part of my job, it just isn't why they hired me.</p>
      <p>Acquiescing to the <em>tech</em> epithet invites the suits to dictate to me how I'm supposed to solve their problems, in the fact that they don't pick up the phone until they've decided that they need a website, or an app, or whatever: acceptance criteria which, for the results that I create, tend to be far too narrow. Instead, it seems I should plant a foot firmly into their territory. Perhaps it's time to invest in some suits of my own.</p>
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